Watching Walk the Line! I wish I could get a parrot and teach it to talk like a southern woman, but I’m against having any pet that would outlive me.
It occurred to me today that Elmwood would be a really cute place to live if there weren’t so many white trash assholes living here to ruin it for me. There’s a public library right down the road and a bunch of little shops within walking distance. It has the potential to be like Northside or Ludlow. But every time I get another notice that a sex offender has moved in next door, I realize this is God’s toilet and he’s just taken a big old shit in it.
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