Is 5 days long enough to wait to make fun of this?

Check out this hot little number who starred in Oprah's child molester special:

I know Oprah's going to track me down and skin me alive if she sees this for making fun of such a serious matter, but look at the guy. He looks like he wore a cape to every day of high school and refers to women as saucy wenches because he can't afford to break from his D&D character. COME ON!