Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Call him Cleopatra, he's the queen of denial.

The conference call at work yesterday was pretty interesting. Dov said to ignore all the press about the company being in trouble because IT'S ALL A LIE. Everything, even the articles where he is quoted is a lie. Whew, what a relief!
We also had an incident with a cross dresser. He came in last week. At least 6 feet tall, his tapered, acid wash jeans, white country dad sneakers, and male pattern baldness all tied together with a bra and eyeliner. I wasn't there for the whole story, so I had to be caught up later that his roommates had called ahead of time to tell Leah that they were sending him in to humiliate him for being an asshole. They wanted him to pick up some clothing for the female roommate and try it on because if it fit him, it would fit her. And they wanted to make sure he tried on the frilliest, girliest stuff possible. So I just see this big man carrying around a petticoat and a bunch of lace and walk into the dressing room.
After he pays for everything and leaves, I go to Leah and I'm like, "What the fuck was that!?!"
So she tells me about the people that called before and hands me this card. The outside had butterflies and said, "Your help is such a blessing."
The inside said this: "Thank you sooo much for your help with this sissy-
Petticoat
Skirt
Leggings
Body Suit
The more girly you can find
We got this sissy black pumps (oh boy) This should be fun.
He pops our bra straps like a 5 yr old
Picks up our skirts
Wears our makeup
Treats women like crap (inferior)

A while after the man left, the roommate called back and thanked Leah again for her help and told her that they had packed the man's stuff up and he was moving out. I don't know what's been going on in that apartment, and it seems that they were successful in getting rid of their "sissy" roommate. But if I wanted to humiliate a cross dresser, the last thing I would think to do is get him to dress like a woman. I mean he showed up already wearing a bra and eyeliner, putting on a skirt is not exactly outside his comfort zone.

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